welcome to my world.
Welcome to the place i call home. The unicorns hid my socks...
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
Since my post about getting drunk and playing Skyrim seemed to be so popular, I got drunk again last night and played The Sims. I’ll be honest, the whole ordeal felt like trying to catch lightning in a bottle and I really don’t think it holds up to the Skyrim post, and I never really found that funny to begin with. But what the fuck do I know, here’s what happened.
me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush
"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god
Guys whats a cute and/or funny restaurant name for a school project? Inbox me xx
does anyone have any (good) url to offer me?
i want to leave all that pizza thing behind from now on
IM REALLY SORRY………………
one time when i was 12 i got marvel ultimate alliance for the ps2 and i was so into it that i played for 18 hours and when i had to pee i just peed myself on the seat because i didnt wanna get up and stop playing and my dad yelled at me and the chair was all pissed on anyway whens your next ku klux klan meeting