welcome to my world.
Welcome to the place i call home. The unicorns hid my socks...
walking in a crowded hallway like
" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "
Why is it such a hard concept to grasp that cows milk is for baby cows and not humans
why is it such a hard concept to grasp that soy milk is for baby soybeans and not humans
why is it such a hard concept to grasp that trix are for kids and not rabbits
when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin
I’m actually really cute if you don’t look at me
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder